Renee Zellweger, you are one lucky beyotch

I can't stand all this excitement. First I finish my paper, then I get a brand new photo from hours old Kyan-sounds-like-Ryan (he can already talk, he called me on his cell) and NOW I find out that Renee Zellweger gets to spend the rest of her mornings waking up with:



(Let's hope this photo is not actual size).

Congratulations to Ms. Renee Zellweger and Mr. Kenny Chesney on your recent nuptuals. Finally, a news headline WORTH reporting.

Kenny, I checked out your website and you seem like one heck of a genuine nice guy. And we all know Renee is the real deal. But way to rip yourself from the market...cheeses!